Lil’ Brat

With turkey, corned beef, or field roast. A classic reuben w/ your choice of meat sliced thin, topped w/ kraut, swiss cheese & classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.

Deluxe Grilled Cheese

Avocado spread, monterey jack & cheddar cheeses, red onion & tomato. Grilled on sourdough.

Flipper

Our​ house made tuna salad w/ mayo, tomato & cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.

Troublemaker

Sliced​ chicken breast, grilled w/ onion, monterey jack cheese, & bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped w/ lettuce, tomato & spice sauce.

Firecracker

Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled w/ swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll w/ lettuce, onion, tomato, & mayo.

Ms. Piggy

Slow roasted succulent pork, & grilled onions topped w/ slaw, monterey jack cheese & our award winning sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.

Scamp

Lean ham grilled w/ swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped w/ lettuce, tomato, mayo & onion. Another one of our best!

Lil’ Philly

Rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled w/ onions, peppers & swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll w/ our horseradish sauce.

Chickenhawk

Sliced chicken breast grilled w/ BBQ sauce then topped w/ monterey jack cheese, red onion & bacon.

Turkey & Avocado

Grilled turkey w/ our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.

Roast Beef

Thinly​ sliced roast beef served cold w/ cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, & onion. All on a toasted french roll w/ horseradish sauce.

Egg Salad

Smarty pants very own egg salad piled high, topped w/ lettuce, tomato, & mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.

Veggie Sub

W/Field Roast

A toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! Lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese & hummus.

B.E.L.T.

An american classic. Bacon, lettuce & tomato topped w/ sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough w/ mayo.

Gringa

Our​ succulent pork topped w/ fresh lime juice, lettuce & tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll w/ mayo.

Pit Boss

Savory ham, smoked bacon & swiss cheese topped w/ a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato & pepperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll w/ mayo.

Chicago Italian Beef

Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on italian & topped w/ sweet peppers & giardiniera & dipped.

Club Pants

Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough w/ mayo & avocado spread. Ed’s favorite.

Chips & Salsa

Need we say anything more? We make our salsa fresh daily!

Quesadilla

Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos the works! Add chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.

Hummus Plate

Fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini & red onion.

Salad Trio

A scoop of each of our potato, egg & tuna salads w/ grilled sourdough. Served on a bed of lettuce.

Nachos

A healthy portion of corn chips topped w/ our three cheese blend, black olives, sour cream, salsa & avocado spread.

Taco Salad

Mixed greens tossed w/ our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. Topped w/ chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa & black olives.

Garden Salad

Mixed greens w/ red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber & croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.

The Chopper

Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato & macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped w/ chicken & bacon.

Chef's Salad

Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons & macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped w/ ham or turkey, swiss, cheddar cheese & hard boiled egg.

Chicken Caesar

Mixed greens tossed w/ parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons & our zesty caesar dressing.

Frito Pie

A meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. Topped w/ onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos & sour cream. Dee-lish!

Veggie or Meat Chili

Said to be the best this side of the duwamish. Served w/ green onions & grated cheddar cheese.

Soup

Ask your server for today’s selection.

Eggs Any Style*

Served w/ hash browns, baked beans & toast.

Fast Break Sandwich

Three scrambled eggs topped w/ cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion & our house special trouble maker sauce. Served on a french roll.

Monte Cristo

Turkey, ham & american/swiss cheese on french toast. Served w/ hash browns.

Tex Hex

A bed of chili topped w/ three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream & jalapenos. Served w/ hash browns & toast.

Biscuits & Gravy*

Served w/ two eggs & hash browns.

Corned Beef Hash*

Homemade w/ garlic, onions & green peppers. Served w/ 2 eggs, hash browns & toast.

Huevos Panteros

Scrambled eggs w/ corn tortilla chips, cheese & salsa. Topped w/ sour cream & green onions. Served w/ hash browns.

Eggs Benedict*

Split english muffin topped w/ ham, poached eggs & hollandaise. Served w/ hash browns.

Troublemaker Pileup

Chicken grilled w/ onions & topped w/ monterey jack cheese & bacon. Served over a pile of scrambled eggs & hash browns. Served w/ a side of troublemaker sauce.

Eggs in a Basket

A classic! Two eggs fried in the center of toast. Served w/ hash browns & beans.

The Hustler*

Rich, creamy & smooth. Two poached eggs, ham & hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.

Chilaquiles Verdes*

Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade green sauce & corn tortillas topped w/ sour cream, red onion & queso fresco.

Eggs Florentine

Split english muffin topped w/ spinach, tomato, poached eggs & hollandaise. Served w/ hash browns

Rapide

Three eggs, spinach, onion, mushroom & tomato topped w/ parmesan cheese.

Comet

Three eggs, ham or morning star veggie sausage, onions, garlic, bell peppers topped w/ cheddar / monterey blend.

Black Shadow

Three eggs, sausage, ham, bacon & cheese topped w/ sour cream & green onion.

Pantah

Breakfast sausage, onions & mushrooms are sautéed & combined w/ three eggs & topped w/ parmesan.

Stornello

Field roast mexican chipotle sausage, tomatoes & onions are topped w/ queso fresco & green onions.

Lodolo

Tofu seasoned w/ curry, soy sauce & spices combined w/ tomatoes, onion, spinach, green peppers & mushrooms.

Lobito

A​ flour tortilla stuffed w/ scrambled eggs, cheese & black beans topped w/ topped w/ salsa, sour cream & avocado spread.

Matador

Chorizo or field roast mexican chipotle sausage ride along w/ scrambled eggs, cheese & salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla & topped w/ sour cream & green onions.

El Bandido

Spicy marinated chicken & pinto beans mix it up w/ scrambled eggs & cheese & find them in a hot flour tortilla topped w/ sour cream & salsa.

El Tigre

Carne asada, pinto beans, scrambled eggs & cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla & served wet w/ our homemade green sauce topped w/ sour cream.

Egg*

Toast

Bacon

Ham

Link Sausage

Avocado

Beans

Sour Cream

Hash Browns

Morning Star Sausage